It’s time for another weekly rant about ‘The Acolyte’, but as always I will steer clear of all other distractions and focus simply on the facts.
Let’s begin by going all the way back to the final scene of episode one.
Here is ‘The Stranger’ standing on a rock, whilst telling his apprentice a thing or two about killing Jedi, and quoting the following.
“If you attack a Jedi with a weapon, you will fail.
Steel or laser are no threat to them.”
I admit, the scene looked good – the mysterious villain with his back turned, igniting a red lightsabre, and speaking in a deep metallic voice.
But any Star Wars fan would know right away that this pearl of wisdom is inaccurate, and most likely put into the show by its lazy writers because it sounded ‘hip and cool’. Just one of dozens and dozens of critical writing errors that we’ve seen in this series so far, but I am only highlighting this one in particular as the events of episode five blew it right out of the water.
Now, before we move on to the fifth installment, remember the quote – “If you attack a Jedi with a weapon you will fail. Steel or laser are no threat to them.”
Whoops!
Ouch!
Blimey!
That’s gotta hurt!
And let’s not forget the off-screen death of the Wookiee.
What was that quote again? Oh, that’s right – “Steel or laser are no threat to them.”
Now, let’s revisit the first episode and take a closer look at how Jedi fare against steel.
Oh, would you look at that?
Death by fruit knife – steel fruit knife.
Now, if you change the bad guy’s quote and remove all the nonsense about laser and steel, then at least this part of the wayward storytelling is corrected. So why didn’t they?
I don’t understand what is happening with this show – nor where its 180 million dollar budget went.
I will end on a positive note and say that despite all the glaring issues, the lightsabre fights were pretty good – better than anything seen in the sequel trilogy. Also, the performance of Manny Jacinto as Qimir/The Stranger is top notch – probably the highlight of the show.
All screenshots are courtesy of Lucasfilm/Disney Plus.