Perth Kangaroos – Australia’s footballing trailblazers.

In 1994, an unusual chapter in Australian sporting history was written when football (soccer) teams from both Perth and Darwin entered the Singapore National League – known as the FAS Premier League.

At the time, it was near impossible for a team from Perth to gain entry into the National Soccer League, with high costs and logistics surrounding travel being the main reasons. With this being the case, a business consortium called Global Football Australia created the Perth Kangaroos and entered them into the Singapore competition – with a long-term aim of joining the Australian NSL.

On the field, the team was a tremendous success and easily won the league while remaining undefeated, with the Darwin Cubs finishing in second place. However, despite giving free tickets away to home games, the crowds did not come in the numbers the club owners would have hoped, and the venture ended up being a financial disaster.

The Perth Kangaroos were disbanded after one season and control of the club was handed over to the state’s governing body. However, all was not lost as the Kangaroos had laid the ground work for a Perth team to be admitted into the National Soccer League in 1996. From the ashes of this groundbreaking club rose the Perth Glory, who would find great success in the twilight years of the NSL before becoming a foundation club of the A-League.

There are some great articles about the Perth Kangaroos that go into a lot more detail about the history of this unique sporting team and its legacy.

Links are below…

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2014/mar/27/the-forgotten-story-of-perth-kangaroos

https://www.footballwa.net/perthkan.html

Photos are courtesy of The Guardian, alchetron.com and Football Australia.

‘The Final Programme’ – Mind-bending 1970’s Sci-Fi.

‘The Final Programme’ is a 1973 British science fiction film based on the 1968 novel of the same name by Michael Moorcock. It follows the story of scientist/playboy Jerry Cornelius at a time when the world is about to end, and the race is on to prevent the apocalypse by creating a new Messiah in a laboratory using a super computer.

While the movie is crazy and nonsensical at times, the cinematography – location shoots and studio sets – is of a very high quality and the imagery throughout the film is quite unique.

The movie stars Jon Finch as the main character Jerry Cornelius and was directed by Robert Fuest. You may recognise a few other actors in the film such as Sterling Hayden, Sarah Douglas (who would later star as Ursa in ‘Superman II’), Patrick Magee (who portrayed the writer in ‘A Clockwork Orange’) and Derrick O’Connor (who played the South African henchman Pieter Vorstedt in ‘Lethal Weapon II’).

Without spoiling the film, I will simply show a few screenshots highlighting the weird yet impressive locations and camera work. Note the incredible sets for both the bizarre pinball parlour and the snazzy interior of the Cornelius mansion.

The third act of the film takes place in Turkey and then in a secret lab in Lapland. Again, the visuals are outstanding, even if the plot is a little wacky!

This movie is not everyone’s cup of tea, but if you appreciate quirky early seventies British fantasy/science fiction then you will take a lot of enjoyment from this film.

Screenshots courtesy of Goodtimes Enterprises.

More remastered Tomb Raider is coming!

Following on from the release of the first Tomb Raider trilogy earlier this year – all remastered and updated for the modern PlayStation – it has been announced that the next three games in the series are to get the same treatment early in 2025.

These games are interesting and differ from the earlier titles, and most critics did not take too kindly to them, especially ‘Chronicles’ and ‘The Angel of Darkness’.

‘Tomb Raider – The Last Revelation’ was a real grind, and I recall having a hard time completing it. This game was unique as well, for it was set entirely in one country – Egypt.

(Note – there is a short flashback level at Angkor Wat.)

This was the first Tomb Raider game that beat me up so badly that I had to purchase a walk-through guide in order to complete it. The puzzles were cryptic and difficult to say the least, with some areas of the game being impossible to progress through without receiving some form of assistance.

There were a couple of levels that stood out; namely The Coastal Ruins and The City of the Dead, and even after twenty years I remember them well – and for all the wrong reasons. Boy, these levels were rough – especially the weird abandoned town rigged with automatic machine gun turrets!

‘Tomb Raider Chronicles’ was an interesting game, and was perhaps best remembered for a bug that prevented further progress during the very last level. For this reason alone, this is the only Tomb Raider game (of the first six) that I did not complete.

The levels were pretty good though, with one story line being a flashback to a young Lara Croft battling ghosts and demons on an island off the coast of Ireland. Other stages include stowing away onboard a Russian submarine and infiltrating a modern skyscraper in New York City.

‘Tomb Raider – The Angel of Darkness’ was Lara Croft’s debut adventure on the PS2.

I remember the controls being a little different (not as good) compared to the PS1 games, but I enjoyed it nonetheless, and unlike ‘Chronicles’ was able to play through to the end.

The Paris Ghetto and Louvre levels were the stand-outs for me, with the nightclub scene featuring insane techno beats also rating a mention.

‘Tomb Raider IV, V and VI Remastered’ is coming out on PlayStation in February 2025.

The price will be A$44.95

Screenshots courtesy of the PlayStation store.

‘Mr McMahon’ on Netflix – an entertaining documentary.

I don’t usually watch shows on Netflix – only when I see something that piques my interest – and I always take things slowly, consuming it one episode at a time. Very rarely would I binge-watch an entire series over a couple of days, but this is what happened with ‘Mr McMahon’.

The show essentially follows the life and career of Vince McMahon Jr, who took over the World Wrestling Federation from his father Vince Senior, and turned it into a multi-billion dollar industry. Besides McMahon, there are a lot of famous wrestlers interviewed in this candid tell-all including Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, Steve Austin, Triple H and Dwayne Johnson.

This documentary does not shy away from the many scandals that have engulfed the world of wrestling over the years, including very recent allegations against McMahon himself. The death of Owen Hart, steroid abuse and countless accusations of sexual misconduct have a bright spotlight shined upon them throughout this show.

But love him or hate him, one cannot deny that McMahon – who is quite a showman himself – will go down as one of the greatest promoters of all time.

One does not need to be an expert in pro wrestling to get a lot out of this series, however I suspect that if you watched the WWF as a kid then this will be a real eye-opener.

I would give this documentary top marks, as it is a rarity for me to start watching something and not be able to stop. Overall, this show was very well put together, was highly informative and incredibly entertaining. A must watch!

‘Mr McMahon’ is currently streaming on Netflix.

All screenshots courtesy of Netflix and WWE.

‘Sci-Fi Now’ – A childhood classic returns!

I would have been six or seven years old when I was given this science fiction book in the late 1970’s, and it became one of my most prized possessions, until I sadly misplaced the item during the early 90’s.

Now after a thirty year gap, it only recently occurred to me that I should try eBay to see if anyone was selling this masterpiece, and sure enough there were many copies available – for a fraction of the price I was expecting.

What blew me away as a kid were the photos within, with many screenshots representing a number of weird and quirky movies and television shows that came out between 1968 and 1978. Some of these images remained burned into my memory over forty years later; a selection of which are featured below – straight out of the book.

It was through this publication that I learned about ‘A Clockwork Orange’ as there were a handful of pictures scattered across the pages, such as the one shown here. I was instantly curious about this film, and would eventually get to watch it in 1994 – sixteen years later.

This weird character is from the short-lived TV series ‘Logan’s Run’. I’m certain this scene is part of a dream sequence, and the evil-looking villain is a ‘carousel guard’.

This photo is from the 1977 film ‘The Island of Doctor Moreau’.

This is not an actual scene from the movie it is supposed to represent, but it looks great anyway. The film is ‘Warlords of Atlantis‘ from 1978.

I remember this image used to scare the life out of me, and it is from the 1972 film ‘Horror Express’ starring Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing and Telly Savalas.

This capture is from ‘The Green Slime’ (1968) and I remember it being a pretty cool B-grade science fiction movie.

Last but not least, the book contained a few images from the 1973 British film ‘The Final Programme’. The sets were truly bizarre, as seen in the photo above, which made it appear even more intriguing to me.

‘Sci-Fi Now’ was released in 1978 and was written by Alan Frank. The book is definitely worth adding to your collection if you are a 1970’s science fiction aficionado, even if it is a little ‘Star Wars’ and ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’ heavy at times.

I managed to pick up a near-mint copy of the book for AU$15 from eBay, but the average price should be around the $20-$25 mark.

The new version of ‘Salem’s Lot’ is not so bad.

I’ve heard a lot of negative things about the new ‘re-imagining’ of Stephen King’s famous vampire tale, and while the movie cannot be considered a masterpiece, it certainly did not disgrace itself either.

Nothing can come close to topping Tobe Hooper’s 1979 miniseries, that much is very clear. However, when you compare this recent film to most of the slop that is being released these days, it comes across as quite watchable and entertaining.

There are some issues, such as the fast-pacing and need to move the plot on quickly, which does not help a horror story build suspense and terror. Also, we see the main antagonist a lot earlier than we needed to, which is a risky ploy for this type of movie. The film does include some hard-to-believe scenes involving one of the younger characters, and the dynamic between Barlow and Straker felt a little flat, but I let it all go and just went with the flow.

But there’s a lot to like about this show. It is well-directed and acted, and some of the concepts were smartly executed and a lot of the transitional shots were well done.

I gave ‘Salem’s Lot’ a score of three and a half on Rotten Tomatoes – rating it as being worth a watch, but not necessarily something to get excited over. That being said, I must say that this film certainly exceeded my expectations.

‘Salem’s Lot’ is currently streaming on MAX.

All screenshots courtesy of Warner Bros/New Line Cinema.

Australia’s Misinformation Bill – What a shocker!

I don’t like to get political on this page, but the proposed Misinformation/Disinformation Bill here in Australia will certainly spell the end of free speech online.

This would have to be the most offensive piece of legislation ever entered into parliament – one that gives the government power to decide what is true or false, while they and the mainstream media remain exempt from any censorship whatsoever.

Can you see where this is going?

A rally against the bill was held in Sydney on the weekend and there was a decent turnout, despite some confusion with two stages being set up by separate groups.

I did take a short video of the event that can be watched via the link below.

Icehouse and the 1988 urban myth.

Icehouse was already a well-established band in Australia throughout the nineteen-eighties, and would reach superstardom following the release of their 1987 album ‘Man Of Colours’.

Two singles in particular – ‘Crazy’ and ‘Electric Blue’ – had phenomenal success down under and also charted well in the UK and parts of Europe. There were flashes of success in the United States with some movement on the Billboard Charts, prompting the band to visit Los Angeles in 1988 to try cracking this lucrative market.

And here is where the urban myth was born – for apparently Icehouse held a free outdoor concert at a beach somewhere in LA and only six people turned up. I was still in school at the time and I remember this story running wild, with radio announcers even making fun about it whilst on-air, giving this musical disaster some credibility.

But what really happened?

Incredibly, I came across someone selling one of the ticket stubs online, and from this evidence alone a few of the false reports can be debunked.

Firstly, there was no free admission, as the price of $17.50 is clearly marked. Note that the venue is also printed, being the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium – so it was near to a beach, but not an outdoor concert as the stories claimed.

As far as the meagre attendance was concerned, there was an article written in the Los Angeles Times dated the 4th of April 1988 that implied as much, but I’m certain there would have been hundreds of people in the crowd. Overall, the piece was quite positive toward the band’s performance, but did offer some interesting critiques – see excerpts below.

Icehouse would have been in their prime during this period, and it was a bit of a shame that the audience numbers left a lot to be desired. Although I personally was not a huge fan – thinking that Iva Davies was a bit of a poser – they were still one of the top Aussie bands during the eighties and might have been a little unlucky with their US breakthrough.

Below is a link to the music video for ‘Electric Blue’ that was released in August 1987, courtesy of the YouTube channel ‘icehousebandtv’.

I could tell straight away that it was filmed somewhere near Central Station in Sydney, and after doing a little research learned that they were on the roof of the Teacher’s Federation building in Surry Hills.

And how incredible is that mullet?

Also the full Los Angeles Times article about the concert can be found at this link – POP REVIEW : Icehouse Kicks Off the Shackles for Its Civic Auditorium Fans – Los Angeles Times (latimes.com) – but it might be hidden behind a paywall.

Photo courtesy of Hello Perth and other online sources.

My short stories are now on Medium.

In an attempt to broaden my base, I have uploaded four of my short stories to the popular Medium platform.

These include the disturbing ‘Red Widow’, the COVID snitch comedy ‘The Chant Society’, the Bon Jovi inspired ‘The Ballad of Tokyo Road’ and the bizarre tale of ‘The Floor Bangers’.

Link here – Sean Carslake – Medium

The same content is also available to download on my website.

Link here – Downloads | Sean Carslake

The Jason Gillespie double century – an Australian sporting miracle.

On the 19th of April 2006, one of the most unlikely chapters in Australian cricketing folklore was written – that being, Jason Gillespie scoring an unbeaten 201 as a nightwatchman.

The previous year Gillespie had been dumped from the Australian test side after being taken apart by the English batsmen during the 2005 Ashes series. To be fair, he looked finished as a top-level cricketer and it seemed unlikely he would ever don the baggy green cap again.

However, ‘Dizzy’ was selected for the two-test series against Bangladesh following the unavailability of Glenn McGrath and later withdrawals of Michael Kasprowicz and Shaun Tait.

After an intriguing first test that Australia struggled to win, all eyes were on Chittagong for the next game where an improved performance from the tourists was expected.

Although usually slotting in as a number ten batsman (second-to-last, for those not familiar with cricket), Gillespie did play with a fairly straight bat and had been promoted up the order on previous occasions to act as a nightwatchman. This turned out to be the case nearing the end of day one of the second test with Bangladesh being bowled out for 197 – and with Matthew Hayden being dismissed during Australia’s reply close to stumps.

Having taken three early wickets that morning, Jason Gillespie then strode out to bat at number three near the end of the day’s play, and the rest was history.

Gillespie survived until stumps on day one, and was still at the crease at the end of a rain-affected second day on 28 not out, with Australia 2-151.

Nearing the end of a rain-shortened third day, Gillespie would become only the third nightwatchman (at the time) to score a century. Australia would close the day on 3-364 with Gillespie 102* and Mike Hussey also unbeaten on 93.

But it would be on day four when history would be made, helped along by an incredible 320 run partnership between Gillespie and Hussey, which ended when the latter was dismissed for a quick 182 from 203 balls.

Then just after lunch, the moment arrived when Gillespie tickled a ball to the fine leg fence to bring up his double century and trigger Australia’s declaration at 4-581. In an incredible feat spanning four days of cricket, Gillespie’s 201 not out came after facing 425 balls and an outrageous 570 minutes at the crease. He hit 26 fours and 2 sixes.

Australia would go on to win the game comfortably, with Jason Gillespie named ‘player of the match’. However, this would be his last appearance in a test match as Gillespie would be later overlooked for the 2006/07 Ashes series.

Below is a link to a video from Wide World of Sports that better represents this sporting miracle than my words ever could.

Video courtesy of Wide World of Sports YouTube Channel. Photos courtesy of Cricinfo and other online sources.